Here at Any Old Iron, we support staying sparkly and implementing the word "fuck" into literally every damn sentence. If you are a ham, that curses like a sailor, then we have just the shirt for you!! The new Any Old Iron Sparkly As Fuck T-Shirt has just hit our showroom floor with flare for days. The embellished, sequin lettering lays across the chest and upper waist in a flamboyant display to give all those who cross your path a warning as to who exactly they are dealing with: a sparkly fucker! This t-shirt can be dressed down with a sparkly bomber (check out selection online or in-store) and some shorts; or, it can be dressed up with a sparkly ass suit! No matter how you wear your tee, one thing is for sure: you will be sparkly as fuck and shiny as shit!

Model is 5'10" and is wearing a size small. These t-shirts are form-fitting. If that is not your vibe, either size up or check out our masculine/men's version of the t-shirt! Please DM us if you have any questions or concerns.

This t-shirt is made out 100% cotton and sequins. To care for you tee, get it dry cleaned. If you want to clean it at home, hand clean the tee inside out, in cool water, and with a mild soap. Allow the shirt to hang to dry.